Help Wanted - Innovation Assistant

I need help.  Since I started reading blogs (and writing this one), I've been bombarded on a daily basis with hundreds of incredible ideas from the coolest people on the planet.  While I've been doing my best to share them with you while implementing some into my practice, I've found that the demands of my actual job are cutting into my time to innovate and think about new things. 

Therefore, I've decided I need to hire an Innovation Assistant -- a combination personal assistant, brainstorming partner, and project manager --  to help me get some amazing and innovative projects off of my "to do someday" list and into the real world. 

So here is the deal:  I want anyone who is interested to write me an e-mail describing what you think an Innovation Assistant should do -- and then telling me why you should get the job.  I'll pay the ideal candidate well, and they will be able to work virtually from home 10-20 hours per week.