I received this e-mail yesterday:

 Matt,

I hope this email finds you doing well.  Are you currently available for
a 6 month++ contract opportunity? We have a Client located in Downtown
Chicago, IL seeking an experienced MS SharePoint Specialist.

You will perform analysis, design and development of the firm's newly
implemented MS SharePoint Portal. You will be doing front and back end
development using Windows SharePoint Services version1 and version2.
You will also perform on-going technical research to identify solutions
for system requirements that arise through the use of the SharePoint
systems firm wide.

They are looking to start this position as soon as they possible/as soon
as they find the right fit.

I noticed your background on the web and thought we should talk.  If this
basic description sounds interesting (obviously here is much more to the
project) and you are available please reply with your most recent resume as
a Word document.

If not feel free to forward my contact information to anyone you see fit.

I'm not even sure what Microsoft SharePoint Portal is, but my wife is from Chicago and it might be fun to go for awhile -- until they find out I'm totally incompetent.