Horrible Food, Funnily Described

Did you ever find a site that was so funny, so incapable of description, so twisted and disgusting (in a good way) that you just had to share it?  WARNING, not work safe if you’ll get in trouble for laughing out loud and wasting 30 minutes of your day!  Don’t blame me, Steve Nipper made me share it.  Here’s one of the more tame quotes (about trying a “potted meat” product):

Inside is a smooth, oddly pink meat paste. So smooth, in fact, I dare call it "creamy." (I actually got a little gaggy just typing that.) Surprisingly, it was a little spicier than I expected. Although, that sensation may have been a by-product of my tastebuds dying.

As much as I love good writing about important things, I love great writing about totally disgusting food products even more.