This Calls for a Round on the House

Next time you find yourself having a cold beverage with friends or clients, remember this list of toasts, courtesy of Modern Drunkard Magazine.  Just a few of my favorites:

Here’s hoping you live forever.  And mine is the last voice you hear. — Willard Scott

It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money. — P.J. O’Rourke

Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy.  But enough about me, here’s to you.  — Anonymous

Here’s to a long life and a merry one.  A quick death and an easy one.  A pretty girl and an honest one.  A cold drink—and another one.  — Irish