Who needs those Guinness Book folks?

Ever wanted to set a world record and not have to worry about those sticklers from the Guinness Book of World Records?  Check out The Universal Record Database.  An open, participatory site for posting your own world "record" and daring anyone out there to top it.

Some of the featured records include: Most People Complimented in One Minute, Most Panama Kicks in One Minute, and Fastest Time to Open a Can of Campbell's Alphabet Soup and Spell "Pantyhose".

The site is equal parts brilliance and sheer stupidity -- and it is utterly addictive. 

Now for the "legal" bit:  How about brainstorming a world record for your firm to set?  You can post it for the world to see.  Imagine how much fun you'd have, and think about the all the fun press you'd get.  I'm already thinking about what we can attempt at LexThink Innovate.  Any ideas?

UPDATE:  As I write this, there are no "records" posted involving "law" "lawyer" or "legal".