A Great Top Ten List

Jeremy's Weblog has the "Top Ten Signs You've Been A Lawyer Too Long." My favorites:

10. You're planning on watching 0.8 hours of TV tonight followed by 1.2 hours of pleasurable reading.
8. You tell your parents they can no longer tell you what to do because you're in a different jurisdiction.
2. Your trash talk repertoire includes the line, "You are my wholly-owned subsidiary."